Monday, October 31, 2022

Halloween Joke

October 31, 2022

You purchase a souvenir pyramid that costs $5 from a mummy. You give him a 10-dollar bill, and he gives you $4 in change. What did he do?

Egypt you.

(That's an old joke I remember from when I was a kid in the 1960s.)

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