Tuesday, January 9, 2024

A Big Nay To This Salad

 January 9, 2024, at home

A Big Nay

I know people love it, but, uh, it's a nay from me. I hate raw tomatoes, cucumbers make me belch, and raw onions are just OK. I wasn't going to mention it, but I read that cucumbers lower sperm count. Long ago, scientists tried to create a male oral contraceptive from cucumber extract. It apparently didn't work, so all is well. I will eat the occasional cucumber slice or pickle and raw tomato, but only if it is part of something larger with many ingredients.

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